Top Ten Obama Campaign Promises

Top Ten Obama Campaign Promises- The Tonight Show with David Letterman

10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrassle it.

6. I'll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I'll rename the tenth month of the year "Barack-tober."

4. I won't let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear. 1

. Three words: Vice President Oprah

The Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Turn It Around

The Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Turn It Around - The Tonight Show

10. Try the old "I'll vote for you if you vote for me" trick
9. Inspire America by jumping Straight Talk Express over Snake River Canyon
8. Change name to Jorack McBama
7. Start wearing a cape
6. Step one: send Bin Laden free tickets to Giants game. Step two: when he shows up in East Rutherford, New Jersey expecting to enjoy some big blue smashmouth football: gotcha sucka!
5. Sizzling tango with Cloris Leachman on "Dancing With The Stars"
4. Put more effort into budget plan, less effort into Facebook status updates
3. Point out his steady leadership got us through the Great Depression
2. Assure voters the only poll that matters is in his pants
1. Get Sarah Palin to illegally fire herself.

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St Patricks Day

A few weeks ago I went to an Obama rally, Town Hall meeting with Obama and John McCain spoke at Dell. I even got to take my picture with the Governor of Texas, Rick Perry. Here are a few photos from those events. :o)

Obama Town Hall

John McCain @ Dell

Gov Rick Perry

Meanwhile, our house is under going some renovations. Below are a couple of pictures. :o)

Taking up the floor. I worked this machine all by myself!

However I didn't lay the tile.

On Sunday I participated in a "Trash The Dress" photo shoot with a couple of really great girls, Kendale & Katie! I love you both! We had a blast walking around downtown Kyle, laying on concrete, sitting on the rail road tracks and hanging out at the fire station. Of course our pictures were taken by no other than the ultra fabulous Lisa Woods. Lisa is the reason I'm obsessed with my wedding, still! Here are just a few teasers from the day, I'll post more later.

Go Vote - I did!