Happy Anniversary

Wow this year has flown by! Kristopher & I celebrated our 1 year anniversary with a picnic in the park, a Weezer concert and last year’s wedding cake that was surprisingly yummy! Let’s see what has changed over this past year: Kris started a new career as a Dog Trainer. We have a new kitty, Spike. Kris sold his bike and we bought a car. I completed my internship and became a wedding coordinator; then decided having something to do all the time really wasn't worth it. I now love to read books. Kris likes to play golf. We got new carpet and tile. I'm sure there was plenty more...I just can't think of them right now. Over all...it's been a great year. This first year of marriage was a piece of cake..aand I hope the rest are all the same. I love you Kristopher and I'm so happy to be your wife.

Top Ten Obama Campaign Promises

Top Ten Obama Campaign Promises- The Tonight Show with David Letterman

10. To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.

9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.

8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.

7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrassle it.

6. I'll put Regis on the nickel.

5. I'll rename the tenth month of the year "Barack-tober."

4. I won't let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.

3. I'll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.

2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear. 1

. Three words: Vice President Oprah

The Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Turn It Around

The Top Ten Ways John McCain Can Turn It Around - The Tonight Show

10. Try the old "I'll vote for you if you vote for me" trick
9. Inspire America by jumping Straight Talk Express over Snake River Canyon
8. Change name to Jorack McBama
7. Start wearing a cape
6. Step one: send Bin Laden free tickets to Giants game. Step two: when he shows up in East Rutherford, New Jersey expecting to enjoy some big blue smashmouth football: gotcha sucka!
5. Sizzling tango with Cloris Leachman on "Dancing With The Stars"
4. Put more effort into budget plan, less effort into Facebook status updates
3. Point out his steady leadership got us through the Great Depression
2. Assure voters the only poll that matters is in his pants
1. Get Sarah Palin to illegally fire herself.

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